Hulkster

I used to watch the WWE as a kid, back when it was called the WWF.  I never did like Hulk Hogan.  He was a face, and I was more into heels.  Plus, he was a goody two-shoes, telling me to say my prayers eat my vitamins.  I still don't like Hogan the wrestler or pray, but I do eat my vitamins.

A real boy.

I know the story of Pinocchio in theory, but I haven't really watched it start to finish in a long time...maybe ever.  So when I catch a glimpse of it and there's a sly fox character, I'm like "WTF?"

Aladdin

Nathalia made a very good Aladdin, but she printed out Abu.  I'm not sure if that constitutes cheating or not.

Buzz Lightyear

That's a piece of garbage bag.

Peter Pan

Peter Pan starts Disney week.  Peter Pan is the story of a boy who makes a army of children and is seen as a hero.  But when Kony does it, everyone flips out.

Leia

I was feeling particularly uninspired with Leia.  I could've done the signature robe and gun, but I didn't.  My bad.

Master Yoda

I said "Nathalia, make Yoda."  She said "I'll try."  I said "Try not.  Do or do not.  There is no try."

The Almighty Jabba

I think that this is the only one we've done to date that doesn't have a regular body.

Luke

I asked Nathalia to make Luke, because I like the way she does hair.  I would've added twin suns, but whatever...

Lord Vader

Star Wars is my thing.  Even now, when I think that about half of it is pretty crappy, I still love it.  So, I knew we had to do a Star Wars week at some point.  To keep our options open for later, we decided to stick to the original trilogy only.  Of course, we had to do Vader, but with the Helmet, none of Co-Worker's kid would shine through.  Instead, we did the old Vader that looks like a potato.



I'm lovin' it.

True Story:  When I was a kid, McDonald's were mostly yellow buildings with brown roofs.  Then, they started to class it up a bit and started creating these high-end restaurants, with nicer tables and posh designs.  My Dad took me to eat at the grand opening of one near our house.  It was kind of a big deal.  They had these special seats that were high barstools.  I lost my balance and fell into the floor in front of the crowd.

Wendy

Co-Worker gets pissy when I dress our subject up like a girl.  1) I don't care and 2) you can't have Fast Food week without Wendy.  They have square hamburgers....square!

Have it your way.

When Burger King started using the plastic-faced king for advertising, never in a million years did I think it would take off.  Wrong.  Now he haunts my dreams.